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Andrew McKillop
At its simplest and most basic, global warming theory (called "anthropogenic global warming" theory or AGWT) is as idiot-friendly as the official story of what happened on September 11, 2001 in the USA. Five airplanes were hijacked by dangerous Islamic fundamentalists by order of Afghanistan's Taliban or only with their friendly help. They flew around for rather a long time but America was so terrified no fighter planes were sent to bring down the hijacked planes. Two of the planes disappeared, but three were crashed into carefully chosen targets, not including nuclear power plants, oil refineries, pesticide factories, the White House or suchlike. Three immense tower blocks in New York then collapsed, one of them without being hit by an airplane and the Pentagon was slightly damaged, possibly not by an airplane. Afghanistan was then invaded in a colonial war rampage, by the USA and some other countries described as "democratic".
The same democratic countries were also very quick to "sign on" to AGWT, for a number of mostly unstated reasons, with their government-friendly media supplying the rationale: "fighting" global warming is as vital as fighting the Taliban, in fact more so because it is a threat to life on Earth while the Taliban are only rather strict about how female persons dress and have a tendency of sponsoring terrorism, in the same way as Saddam Hussein of Iraq.
Even today, some grown-up persons still claim to believe the 9 / 11 story, so why shouldn't they also believe in AGWT ?
THE FIGHT AGAINST PHLOGISTON
Those really great minds like Britain's James 'Gaia' Lovelock who most feverishly peddled the AGWT, for their personal profit, most certainly do not explain where their pet theory comes from, but anyone with enough time to waste reading 'Gaia" theory will quickly find the origin. Aristotle's spheres and the Magic Ether linking them help to explain AGWT. All the three "religions of the Book" draw on this, with their angels who flit between the spheres - but by the 17th century in Europe the "ether" had become a little bit more scientific and most important, able to be modified and corrupted, made less transparent and hostile to angel flight, by substances which humans produce when they burn combustible materials. Even more directly, we have the word "phlogiston": this is Aristotles' phlogistos which means "burning".
Andrew McKillop
At its simplest and most basic, global warming theory (called "anthropogenic global warming" theory or AGWT) is as idiot-friendly as the official story of what happened on September 11, 2001 in the USA. Five airplanes were hijacked by dangerous Islamic fundamentalists by order of Afghanistan's Taliban or only with their friendly help. They flew around for rather a long time but America was so terrified no fighter planes were sent to bring down the hijacked planes. Two of the planes disappeared, but three were crashed into carefully chosen targets, not including nuclear power plants, oil refineries, pesticide factories, the White House or suchlike. Three immense tower blocks in New York then collapsed, one of them without being hit by an airplane and the Pentagon was slightly damaged, possibly not by an airplane. Afghanistan was then invaded in a colonial war rampage, by the USA and some other countries described as "democratic".
The same democratic countries were also very quick to "sign on" to AGWT, for a number of mostly unstated reasons, with their government-friendly media supplying the rationale: "fighting" global warming is as vital as fighting the Taliban, in fact more so because it is a threat to life on Earth while the Taliban are only rather strict about how female persons dress and have a tendency of sponsoring terrorism, in the same way as Saddam Hussein of Iraq.
Even today, some grown-up persons still claim to believe the 9 / 11 story, so why shouldn't they also believe in AGWT ?
THE FIGHT AGAINST PHLOGISTON
Those really great minds like Britain's James 'Gaia' Lovelock who most feverishly peddled the AGWT, for their personal profit, most certainly do not explain where their pet theory comes from, but anyone with enough time to waste reading 'Gaia" theory will quickly find the origin. Aristotle's spheres and the Magic Ether linking them help to explain AGWT. All the three "religions of the Book" draw on this, with their angels who flit between the spheres - but by the 17th century in Europe the "ether" had become a little bit more scientific and most important, able to be modified and corrupted, made less transparent and hostile to angel flight, by substances which humans produce when they burn combustible materials. Even more directly, we have the word "phlogiston": this is Aristotles' phlogistos which means "burning".
